Milo's Secret Menu
Passphrases: "I'm want the royal treatment" and/or "I'm on a raw diet"
❣ The Royal Treatment *
❣ The Royal Treatment* - Items listed with this symbol include blood, meat, bone, marrow, or organ matter from ethically** sourced local “red meat”; a specialty from The Burrow! For the safety of all patrons, and to ensure the consumption of these items is intentional, please be prepared to offer the passphrase “none should go hungry” when prompted with “are you considering a raw diet?”
☠ Imported *
Items listed with this symbol include exotic rescued remnants imports from our neighbor, the Thirteenth Shard! These bloods, meats, bone, marrow, or organ matter are all therefore all types of ‘voidsent’ matter! For the safety of all patrons, and to ensure the consumption of these items is intentional, please be prepared to offer the passphrase “none should go hungry” when prompted with “are you considering a raw diet?” Please consume responsibly. The Burrow is not responsible for your actions while influenced by voidsent matter.
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Aetheric Supplementals
Not everyone has the aether they need! Supplements can help tip that balance just right. Aether element symbols indicate that this dish has already been infused with aether of some kind. This can be added to normal menu items at request. Let Chef Milo know which aspect you would like incorporated into your food or drink at the time of ordering.❄ Ice, 💧 Water, ≋ Wind, ✿ Ground, ♨ Fire, ϟ Lightning, ☼ Astral, 🟐 Umbral
Drinks
❣ Bloodier Mary: ⅓ Fresh pressed tomato juice ⅓ Blood from recent organ donors* ⅙ Hot sauce (dragon pepper seeds brewed with vinegar, a pinch of sugar, and some tomato juice) ⅙ Vodka Splash of Worcestershire sauce Salt, pepper, and paprika
❣ Bloodiest Mary: Same as the Bloodier Mary, except the tomato and blood are stewed gently with bone marrow until incorporated. Served with a splinter of bone skewering two bites of raw red meat. Marrow for sucking included in the bone splinter.
Solstice Offering: ⅔ Fresh Aldgoat milk, whole, cream mixed in ⅓ Fresh honey Elderflower collected under moonlight Served with chilled elderberry syrup drizzle. OPTIONAL: ❣ Bone marrow can be melted into the cream upon request.
❄ Mint Julep: 1 teaspoon Powdered sugar 2 oz. Bourbon whiskey, aged with ice crystal shards. 2 teaspoons water 4 Mint leaves Muddled and served on two ice crystal shards, with a powdered ice crystal sugar rim
💧 Allag Melon Margarita: 6 oz. fresh Allag melon juice (about 1½ cups, blended and strained) 2 oz. tequila blanco, aged in a water crystal decanter 2 oz. Cointreau 2 oz. fresh lime juice (from 1 to 2 large limes) Shaken and served over water shards
≋ Lavender Gin Sour: 2 oz. of Gin 1/2 oz. freshly squeezed honey-lemon juice 1/2 oz. lavender simple syrup Shaken with crushed wind crystals to make the liquid lighter and a little foamy Served with a sprig of lavender garnish + sugar rim of wind shards
✿ Libertine: 2 oz. simple syrup 2 sprigs fresh rosemary, grown in soil supersaturated with earth crystals. 4 oz. bourbon 2 oz. fresh lemon juice 2 tsp. orange marmalade 1 tbsp. maple syrup 1 tbsp. fresh orange juice 1 egg white.
♨ Bozja Bomb: 1 bottle Limsan ‘Red Buffalo’ energy drink, infused with fire crystals 2 oz. Jägermeister herbal liqueur Served over one fire crystal–be warned, the fire crystal will make the drink bubble and hiss, but DO NOT crack the crystal!
ϟ Hurricane: Half part over-proofed rum, One part dark rum One part light rum, Lemon juice Passion fruit syrup, extracted and electrified with lightning crystals Served with a lightning shard shaken in to give a little extra buzz with each sip
☼ Lakeland Pearl: 1 sprig fresh mint 2 ounces aged Crystarium Gin, infused with light 1/4 oz. Il Mheg absinthe 3/4 oz. lime juice, freshly squeezed 3/4 oz. rock candy syrup Served with crushed astral crystal rim for a little extra glow.
☀ Starry Night: 2 oz. Umbral saturated vodka (recovered imported from the Thirteenth), chilled 8 oz. sparkling rosé, chilled Edible glitter (optional) Served with a slice of starfruit for garnish, and crushed umbral crystal powder mixed in for gradient.
☠ Void Smoked Old Fashioned: 1 tsp of sugar 1 tbs orange bitters 1 tsp imported liquid voidsent blood (can sub in liquid smoke on request) 2 oz. whiskey Served with La Noscean blood orange for garnish.
Food
☠ Dark Pretzel: A traditional Dunesfolks bread twisted into the shape of a knot and sprinkled generously with coarse-ground salt before being baked to a deep brown.
❣ Finger Sandwiches: The Burrow's take on a common meal popular amongst Galadion Bay’s dockworkers.
❣ or ☠ Blood Tomato Salad: The dark vinaigrette dressing topping this salad draws out the flavors of each fresh vegetable without overpowering them. Unless you have poured too much on, that is. (Which Chef Milo has not, thank you.)
❣ or ☠ Blood Bouillabaisse: A rich stew of ‘red meat’ and seafood steeped with spices in a thick tomato based broth.
❣ or ☠Liver-cheese Sandwich: Several slices of a ground liver loaf sandwiched between two halves of a kaiser roll.
☠ Roast Canard: A canard breast roasted to perfection, drowned in a voidblood infused sweet and sour sauce made from two kinds of oranges. And voidsent.
❣ Shepherd’s Pie: With real shepherd! ‘Red meat’ shank covered with mashed popotoes and baked in a golden, buttery pie crust.
Dessert
❣ or ☠ Blood Currant Tart: A sweet and sour pastry made with a generous portion of blood. Currants. Blood currants.
❣ or ☠ Jellied Compote: Stewed and sugared fruit rendered firm with gelatin, then chilled and cut into bite-sized squares.
❄Rolanberry Shaved Ice: A heaping mound of the purest ice harvested from atop the mountains of Coerthas, shaved and drizzled in multicolored rolanberry syrup
❣ or ☠Nut Bake: A veritable sackful of luscious seeds and nuts (of many kinds!) went into this sweet and tasty pastry.
❣ or ☠ + ♨ Crème brûlée: A vanilla-flavored egg custard drenched in a sweet syrup that is then heated with a fire crystal until a crisp brown shell is created.
* NOTE: The Eorzean Food & Drug Committee advises against the consumption of raw red meats of any kind such as beef, bison, goat, or others. The bacteria that makes these meats dangerous sits on the surface of the meat, and so with the careful searing of the outer layer, these meats become safe for consumption. However, it may still upset a sensitive stomach. Please ask Chef Milo if you are unsure if these drinks or dishes would be a good fit for you.** NOTE: Local organ donors.